Its just an outline, I'm thinking of making it into a novel.
BOOK I
We're not in Kansas anymore
Sing in me BOB DYLAN and through us tell the story of two space vampires in all way contended, the struggles, after being bit by some vampire minions.
Toby wakes up screaming, "Where's the weed!" Louie wakes up saying, "Dude, what happened?" Then they realize they both have blood on their shirts and start shiting bricks. Toby later comments on his awesome sharp fangs. Louie implies that they were turned into vampires. Toby remembers about last night and thinks that the two hot chicks they met were vampires. Louie says that he might be right because he doesn't remember the sex part. Toby gets happy and realized he just had vampire sex. As they finish their bragging they leave the warehouse and thanks god its still night. Then they both realize that they're not in Kansas anymore. They are in Space Tokyo. Then unexpectedly, two Japanese thugs come out. They ask Toby and Louie something but they couldn't understand wtf they were saying. All of a sudden, the thugs charged Toby and Louie. Suddenly, this dude standing on top of the warehouse said, "Tomare!"*
BOOK II
Vampirism 101
Everybody looked up. He jumped down, but it actually looked like he was floating. When he landed, he pulled out his sword and in a blink of an eye, he defeated the thugs. He looks at Toby and Louie and introduces himself as Marostrada. Marostrada explains the basics of vampirism; the thirst, the power, and the weaknesses. He also explains that every vampire has his or her own special powers. Marostradas power is that he can sense other vampires. He explains that they both need to team up and kill the head vampire, Dr. Acula, and save the earth from being taken over from evil space vampires. Toby and Louie give him a look like a second grader gives his teacher when they are first introduced into geometry. Then they both tell him, “Are you insane, in the membrane?”
BOOK III
This is what we get for smoking weed
Toby and Louie didn’t want to fight. They believe they weren’t strong enough and were just a couple on teenage stoners. All in all, they didn’t want to be vampires, they wanted to go back home on earth and be with their other two stoner friends. They had no choice, they had to get their balls together and return home. They were in. Marostrada takes Toby and Louie to a bar to investigate for the whereabouts of Dr. Acula.
BOOK IV
Louie’s throw down
Toby and Louie were sitting on the stools drinking tall glasses of blood whisky. The taste of blood was like hot monkey sex. Soon, Louie noticed Marostrada was gone. Toby noticed that all the Japs* were looking at them. Suddenly, one snagged Louie and another took Toby. They are going to get their ass beat. Louie was stabbed in the stomach. He was scared and angry, trying to fight them off. Then all of them dog pile Louie and he’s trapped, he can’t breath, he is in rage, and suddenly...all the minions fly across the room. Louie has grown wings, huge wings.
BOOK V
Toby’s throw down
While Louie is growing wings, Toby has his own set of minions to fight. As they were getting closer to him, Toby was beginning to get scared. One of them swung their fist at Toby. He closed his eyes ready to take the punch when he hears his own voice say ouch, then a poof. He opens his eyes and sees a dozen clones of himself. Toby’s power is DOPPLEGANGERS*. Toby screams in excitement, “Gnarly!” Now with their new powers they both start beating some minion ass.
BOOK VI
Where the F*** were you?!
Toby and Louie came out the bar screaming, “F*** that was awesome!” Marostrada was outside standing in front of them and said, “You guys surprised me, you did well.” Louie replies by screaming, “Where the f*** were you when we needed you!” Louie feels something funny in the stomach where he was stabbed and sees that it started healing already. He calms down knowing there’s no scratch on him. Marostrada explains that he was simply observing them. He tells of the special powers they have received. Toby has the power of doppelgangers. Louie has the power of magical wings. If they train their special abilities they can master it, and control it, also there’s always more in a vampires special power. Therefore, Marostrada takes them to his training grounds.
BOOK VII
The plan
After three nights of training their abilities, Marostrada thinks they are ready to destroy Dr. Acula. Toby and Louie have mastered their powers. Toby’s clones can grab on to someone and explode themselves. Louie can pluck out his feathers and thrown them like darts, just a second after the feathers hit their target they explode. In addition, Marostrada taught them a fusion technique they can use to fuse with each other and become very powerful, but they can only use it once because after they are done they will have no power left. Marostrada tells them of Dr. Acula’s evil plan. He has human minions to do the day errands for him. He has space vampires of his own to use to take over earth. He says the space vampires are much harder to defeat as to the minions. Next, Marostrada tells Toby and Louie the plan. PLAN: break in Dr. Acula’s evil lair, beat some minion ass, go to Dr. Aculas room, beat some vampire ass, annihilate Dr. Acula, turn to human, and get home in time for a cup of joe. Nevertheless, they must hurry, he attacks tonight!
BOOK VIII
STAGE I: breaking in
All three leave the warehouse. Marostrada gives them four blood packs, two for each. Incase they need more energy. He leaves them for them to go into Dr. Acula’s evil lair. Toby and Louie hit the rooftops and start heading towards his lair. After a couple of minutes of jumping from rooftop too roof top Louie notices that they have no idea where Dr. Acula’s evil lair is. Toby screams, “Son of a bitch, how can he not tell us where he is.” The truth was that they were so into saving the world they forgot the most important part, getting there. Louie thinks it’s just a test of Marostrada and that they need to rely on their vampire instincts. Toby thinks and suggests that if he was and evil vampire lord, that his evil lair will be underground and the entrance would be in a junkyard. So Toby and Louie go to the junkyard, explode everything insight, drink one blood bag each, and find the door. They are in.
BOOK IX
STAGE II: whooping ass
Just as they turn the corner in the hallway, there’s a huge cafeteria, which oddly looks a lot like Toby’s middle school cafeteria. In it, all the minions get up and stare at them both. It’s ass-beating time. Toby tells Louie, “Who ever beats the most ass gets free nachos for a week.” “Deal”, replies Louie confident that he will win. They both charge at the minions and start whooping some ass. You see bodies fly everywhere. Five dozen Toby’s, all kicking one person. Louie wing slapping everyone in sight. Toby and Louie meet up back to back trying to decide where the door to the lair is. Louie spots a couple of minions coming from a large whole. Louie remembers Toby telling him of his evil lair and that it will be underground. Toby’s clones charge at the hole and explode everything in it. Then Toby and Louie jump in and slide down a couple of floors and everything collapses behind them.
BOOK X
STAGE III: annihilate Dr. Acula
They see a door and go towards it ready to fight Dr. Acula. As they go in, they see another huge room but with Dr. Acula at the other end with a big flat screen T.V. monitoring the invasion of earth. They were too late. Now they need to kill Dr. Acula and turn the vampires human to stop the invasion. Dr. Acula stands up, stares at them, and laughs maniacally. Suddenly he stops and looks surprised. One of Toby’s clones has him in a choke lock, and then three other clones come to grapple him so he won’t escape. Louie charges at him, plucks a feather, and stabs his heart. The feather explodes. Toby and Louie cheer that they have killed the head vampire. They hear a faint laugh getting louder and louder. Dr. Acula is still alive. It turns out he has the power to regenerate himself. Then from the ceiling, about 50 amateur vampires come into the room. Toby mumbles, “Aww shit!”
BOOK XI
It isn’t over until the fat lady sings
Both Toby and Louie quickly drink their remaining blood packs and gain all their strength again. They both face Dr. Acula and his mini army. Toby screams out, “It’s morphing time!” There’s a loud silence, all the growling and snarling of the vampires in dead, Dr. Acula’s evil laugh stops, and Louie just slaps Toby across the face and tells him to do it right. They both scream out, “FUUUSION!” A huge light emerges, and suddenly there’s a huge figure standing. It looks like Toby’s body and face. Louie’s wings and eyes. Both their voices mixed. They fused into Lobie. A dozen Lobies appear and start exploding and fighting against the vampires. Huge explosions, bodies everywhere, it’s a massacre. Then as the smoke clears, Dr. Acula is left. Lobie charges at him, throws ten feathers, and wraps his wings around Dr. Acula. Lobie self-destructs himself completely annihilating Dr. Acula for good and separating themselves back to Toby and Louie.
BOOK XII
You got knocked the f*** out!
Both Toby and Louie wake up at a daze. Marostrada congratulates them on a job well done. He tells them that they killed the head vampire, saved the earth, and turned most vampires back to normal. Toby is surprised, and asks what he means by most. Marostrada points out that Toby, Louie, Marostrada, and his two lovely vampirisses* are still vampires. He explains that Dr. Acula and he are the two head vampires. Marostrada is the good one and Dr. Acula is the bad one. He also tell them the truth that the two lovely chicks they were with, worked for Marostrada, and therefore have Marostradas blood. Angry, Louie screams and cries that they won’t be able to return home to earth and stay stuck as vampires even though he thinks the powers are supper dope. However, they can’t live with the dangers of the sun, or the thirst. Marostrada laughs and says that the only weakness good vampires have is the thirst. He tells them that smoking weed gives them the same energy as blood but without the hot monkey sex sensation. With the great news, Toby and Louie jump like little schools girls with joy that they can return.
BOOK XIII
A new vampire life
Now Toby and Louie are back home. Happy that their lovely planet is saved. They got to keep their awesome vampire powers and were still able to look like their old sexy selves. As they enter their apartment they realize their friends are gone as they wait a while they hear them come in. They want to tell their friends, a guy named Jay, another they call Silent Bob, about their adventure but Jay and Silent Bob interrupt and start telling their adventure on earth. They start saying that two renegade angels came to earth to destroy it, and they teamed up with this hot chick to save the world...
